Wilt Chamberlain, is that you?

Today, I received a contract back from a client with the following change made to our contract:

"[Party] shall indemnify, defend, and hold harmless…the indemniteeies for personal injury, death, or loss of or damage to property resulting from the indemnitor’s inseminator's negligence, GROSS NEGLIGENCE or WILLFUL MISCONDUCT."

I didn't point out to my client that he is supposed to read and negotiate the contract as far as possible before sending it to me. I simply inserted a comment in the document:

"Inseminator? Does this arrangement contemplate negligent impregnation??"

I didn't know we were in that line of business, but maybe the guy from the other company should stop inappropriately multitasking at work.